Very Funny! (Akpos): Money Above Life

This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Naira! Now, my car is a total write-off!"

The police officer shook his head in amazement and said "You are so materialistic. You didn't even realize that your hand had been cut off".

Akpos looked at his bloody arm and screamed "OH MY GOD!!! Where is my gold wristwatch, and my ring!!?"